This is my 'promotional picture' take 342. (It took me ages to get one that looked 'cute.')
I've been adding my details to all sorts of social networking sites with a view to promoting my writing. An unexpected side effect of this has been the number of e-mails I've received (particularly from Bebo) from women who want to complete my sexual education.
The funny thing is that each time I've been asked to delve into my Bebo inbox (oo-er matron) I've found myself thinking 'could this be a publisher...' only to click and find that it's Kylie, or Sheena, or Lola, and that they are all feeling horny... for me!
I was even thinking of unsubscribing from FaceBook, which seems to be sending me increasingly juvenile notifications. But then I got one which said that I had been 'reviewed for dating' and that one person considered me 'Cute.'
Then I got this absolute gem:
In total, you were reviewed for dating 84 times and one person expressed interest in you. You are more desirable than 44% of 37,372,809 people. Recently you were viewed 8 times and no people expressed interested in you
Wow! How reassuring is that! There are more than 44% of almost forty million people who are bigger mingers than me. Thanks FaceBook, I will sleep well tonight.
Cute? This is what I really look like...
(This is me 'on the pull')
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